Taste Testing

Title: Taste Testing
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat
Rating: OT
Character(s): Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
Pair(s): Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
Genre: Fluff, Humor
Warnings: Wincest, Mpreg, Pregnant Dean
Words: 198
Written for the prompt(s): Half Priced Chocolate Day 2016
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Sam wants to know why his brother is taking a bite out of all the chocolates in the box.
A/N:Happy Half Priced Chocolate Day! Thanks for pinking, Kira.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Taste Testing )

Kitchen Hanyou

Title: Kitchen Hanyou
Verse: Mpreg Verse
Fandom: Inuyasha
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen
Character(s): Inuyasha
Pair(s): Inuyasha/Sesshoumaru/Kouga
Genre: Fluff
Warnings: mpreg, implied half-sibling incest
Words: 684
Written for the prompt(s): faerie_wish13: Love/Family
Beta: kiramaru7 & cheshirejin
Summary: Inuyasha attempts to make dinner to prove he's still important.
A/N: For those not familiar with the Inuyasha fandom, Inuyasha is an inu hanyou, which just means he is half dog demon and half human. His half brother Sesshoumaru is a full inu youkai or dog demon and Kouga is a full okami youkai or wolf demon. The full youkai primarily use their human looking forms. Inuyasha is stuck with white fluffy triangular dog ears though.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Kitchen Hanyou )

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Dreams of Pie

Title: Dreams of Pie
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester
Pair(s): Implied/Possible Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester
Genre: Slice of Life, Domestic Fluff, Dean loves Pie
Warnings: Nightmares, implied/possible Wincest
Words: 381
Written for the prompt(s): Pi(e) Day 2016
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Dean is once again trapped in his reoccurring pie themed nightmare.
A/N: Happy Pi(e) Day 2016 everyone!
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Dream of Pie )

Night of the Living Peeps

Title: Night of the Living Peeps
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat
Rating: PG13
Character(s): Dean Winchester
Genre: Crack
Warnings: None
Words: 100
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: Any Character & Rabbits
Summary: Dean faces an unusual foe.
A/N: This is completely tinastarline's fault.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Night of the Living Peeps )

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There is no Meaning of Life Hidden in the Wooden Phallus

Title: There is no Meaning of Life Hidden in the Wooden Phallus
Author: Kat
World: Licentia
Main Characters: Eric & Tristan
Borrow: No
Words: 811
Summary: Tristan tries to understand one of the festivals of his adopted homeland. Eric enjoys tormenting the poor naive man.
A/N: Thanks for pinking, Kira. Liberalia, Mars 17: Favored artisans have been hard at work creating a large phallus to decorate the city center. On this day, the large phallus is carted it through the countryside and into the city. Once erected, the phallus is decorated by local women and visitors alike to ensure a bountiful year. Masks are also hung on fences, and crude songs are sung during the procession. Come join us! Small souvenir phalluses are available from most local merchants as well as small wooden phallic animals. They are very popular.
A/N2: Originally posted at madrona_project

( There is no Meaning of Life Hidden in the Wooden Phallus )

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Consume, Consume

Title: Consume, Consume
Original
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen
Character(s): Odhran
Genre: Creepy
Warnings: None
Words: 253
Written for the prompt(s): faerie_wish13 Good Luck/Good Luck Charm (2016)
Beta: Unbeta'd
Summary: His mother had told him about the Fear Gorta.
A/N: Fear Gorta, a.k.a. The Hungry Man, The Man of Famine, is a fairy or spirit found in the folklore of Ireland. The Fear Gorta travels the land and knocks on doors and approaches people and asks for food and money. Those who freely give are rewarded with prosperity. Those who refuse to give or who abuse him are severely punished with poverty and famine. Additionally, the presence of the Fear Gorta is an omen of approaching famine.

( Consume, Consume )

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English Cooking

Title: English Cooking
Fandom: Supernatural (Changing Channels Style Hetalia Remix)
Author: Kat
Rating: PG 13
Character(s): Sam and Dean
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 170
Claim: Simpson Buffet Table
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: “Put Sam and Dean into a TV show/movie/advert of your choice” & Simpson Buffet Table: “Sweet, nourishing gruel!”
Summary: Sam and Dean find themselves in Hetalia.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( English Cooking )

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Mr. Sparkles

Title: Mr. Sparkles
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat
Rating: G
Character(s): Sam & Dean
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 180
Claim: Simpson Buffet Table
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: “Put Sam and Dean into a TV show/movie/advert of your choice” & Simpson Buffet Table: “For lucky best wash use Mr. Sparkle. He banishes dirt to the land of wind and ghosts!”
Summary: The boys find themselves in a detergent commercial.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Mr. Sparkles )

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Root of the Problem

Title: Root of the Problem
Fandom: Supernatural (Changing Channels Style Person of Interest Remix)
Author: Kat
Rating: G
Character(s): Dean & Sam
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 264
Claim: Simpson Buffet Table
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: “Put Sam and Dean into a TV show/movie/advert of your choice” & Simpson Buffet Table: “What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?”
Summary: The boys encounter Root while being stuck in Person of Interest.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Root of the Problem )

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Don't Make Me Laugh Bitterly

Title: Don't Make Me Laugh Bitterly
Fandom: Supernatural (Changing Channels Style Black Books Remix)
Author: Kat
Rating: PG
Character(s): Sam and Dean
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 197
Claim: Simpson Buffet Table
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: “Put Sam and Dean into a TV show/movie/advert of your choice” & Simpson Buffet Table: “You're like my mommy after her box of wine”
Summary: Sam and Dean fall into Black Books.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Don't Make Me Laugh Bitterly )

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Sleep Well

Title: Sleep Well
Fandom: Supernatural (Changing Channels Style South Park Remix)
Author: Kat
Rating: PG 13
Character(s): Sam, Dean, and Kyle (South Park)
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 154
Claim: Simpson Buffet Table
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: “Put Sam and Dean into a TV show/movie/advert of your choice” & Simpson Buffet Table: “Can't sleep. Clown'll eat me.”
Summary: Sam and Dean get stuck as Tweak and Cartman at a South Park slumber party.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Sleep Well )

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I Pelt That

Title: I Pelt That
Fandom: Supernatural (Changing Channels Style The Little Death Remix)
Author: Kat
Rating: R
Character(s): Sam & Dean
Pair(s): Sam/Dean
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Sam watching bad porn and implied Wincest.
Words: 287
Claim: Simpson Buffet Table
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: “Put Sam and Dean into a TV show/movie/advert of your choice” & Simpson Buffet Table: “You mean I shaved my bikini zone for nothing?”
Summary: Sam and Dean end up as a new couple in The Little Death.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( I Pelt That )

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A Very Merry Unbirthday to You

Title: A Very Merry Unbirthday to You
Verse: Dear Bob
Fandom: Subeta
Author: Kat
Rating: G
Character(s): Snappy, Cam, Lori, Shadow
Pair(s): Snappy/Cam
Genre: Domestic Fluff
Warnings: None
Words: 889
Written for the prompt(s): faerie_wish13: Birthday (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Shadow wants a hell hound and Lori does not do birthdays.
A/N: A future fic for the Dear Bob universe. Can be read alone.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( A Very Merry Unbirthday to You )

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You're My Only Hope

Title: You're My Only Hope
Fandom: South Park
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 153
Written for the prompt(s): May the Forth (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Kyle doesn't know how he gets into these situations.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( You're My Only Hope )

Opening Night

Title: Opening Night
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat
Rating: Gen
Character(s): Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 147
Written for the prompt(s): May the Fourth
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Sam freezes his butt off for Dean.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Opening Night )

While Uncle is Away

Title: While Uncle is Away
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Sokka, Zuko
Pair(s): Sokka/Zuko
Genre: Humor, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Warnings: None
Words: 146
Written for the prompt(s): May the Fourth (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Zuko is not impressed with Sokka's choice of activity for them while his uncle is away.
A/N: Thanks for helping with sound effects, Jen!
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( While Uncle is Away )

Asleep on the Job

Title: Asleep on the Job
Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Daniel Jackson, Jack O'Neill
Pair(s): Daniel Jackson/Jack O'Neill
Genre: Humor, Fluff
Warnings: None
Words: 142
Written for the prompt(s): May the Forth (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Daniel should know better than to sleep at his desk.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Asleep on the Job )

One for the Books

Title: One for the Books
Fandom: Inuyasha
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Miroku, Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Kagome, Sango
Genre: Humor, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Warnings: None
Words: 176
Written for the prompt(s): May the Fourth (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Miroku's annual Star Wars party is a little different this year.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( One for the Books )

Always a Fight

Title: Always a Fight
Fandom: Blue Exorcist
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Rin, Yukio, Bon
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 130
Written for the prompt(s): May the Fourth (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Rin and Bon cannot study without driving Yukio crazy.
A/N: Thanks for helping, cheshirejin!
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Always a Fight )

All for Him

Title: All for Him
Fandom: Hetalia
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Germany, Italy
Pair(s): Germany/Italy
Genre: Humor, Fluff
Warnings: None
Words: 117
Written for the prompt(s): May the Fourth (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Germany knows exactly how he ended up like this.
A/N: For kiramaru7
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( All for Him )

Enlightening Conversation

Title: Enlightening Conversation
Fandom: Merlin (BBC)
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Merlin, Arthur
Pair(s): Merlin/Arthur
Genre: Humor, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Warnings: None
Words: 153
Written for the prompt(s): May the Fourth (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Arthur explains what's wrong with Star Wars over his cereal.
A/N: For vexed_wench
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Enlightening Conversation )

Laugh the Sniffles Away

Title: Laugh the Sniffles Away
Verse: Dear Bob
Fandom: Subeta
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Cam, Snappy, Dean O, Addition
Pair(s): Cam/Snappy
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 134
Written for the prompt(s): May the Fourth (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Cam cannot believe his life.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Laugh the Sniffles Away )

Your Turn

Title: Your Turn
Verse: Sessions
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat
Rating: PG
Character(s): Bobby, Crowley
Pair(s): Bobby/Crowley
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Implied past mpreg.
Words: 100
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: “Bobby & Babies"
Summary: Bobby and Crowley argue over who's turn it is to check on their wee darling.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Your Turn )

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Quiet Panic

Title: Quiet Panic
Verse:
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat
Rating: PG
Character(s): Dean, Sam, mentioned Kevin
Pair(s):
Genre: Humor
Warnings: Mpreg
Words: 100
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: “Babies"
Summary: Dean is panicking and Sam investigates.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

( Quiet Panic )

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