You're My Only Hope

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Title: You're My Only Hope
Fandom: South Park
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Words: 153
Written for the prompt(s): May the Forth (2016)
Beta: kiramaru7
Summary: Kyle doesn't know how he gets into these situations.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


He wasn't sure how he kept getting into these situations. Kyle thought maybe the universe hated him. Or maybe he just had a masochistic streak that he was going to need severe amounts of therapy for. Regardless, it did not change the fact that here he was, two weeks away from the sci-fi convention, stuck in Cartman's basement facing one of the most demented debates of his short life.

Cartman, being Cartman, had demanded that everyone come to his basement to show off their convention costumes so he could make sure “you lame-os” didn't embarrass him. Everything went well until much to Kyle's, and everyone else's, horror, Cartman came out wearing the Princess Lea slave girl costume, only made worse by Kenny wearing the same outfit.

Now, for reasons completely unknown to Kyle, it was up to him to decide who was wearing it better. Where were real light-sabers when you need them?

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