Night of the Living Peeps

[gummiwolf]

Title: Night of the Living Peeps
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat
Rating: PG13
Character(s): Dean Winchester
Genre: Crack
Warnings: None
Words: 100
Written for the prompt(s): spn_bigpretzel DEW: Any Character & Rabbits
Summary: Dean faces an unusual foe.
A/N: This is completely tinastarline's fault.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.


“It was just wrong,” Dean thought as he reloaded the shotgun, readying for the next wave.

They crawled towards him at an achingly slow pace, drooling their infectious pink drool and staring out with their dead eyes, in a river like mass.

Zombie bunnies, Dean had been sure it was a joke. Then one bit out one of the tires of the impala, sending them spinning off the road into the wilderness. Now, they were after Sam.

“Die you fluffy bastards!” Dean shot into the furry hoard. They weren't going to be taken down by undead Easter bullshit.


Comments I received at spn_bigpretzel:

"This is EPIC, Kat!! Go, Dean!!"

"You had me at "infectious pink drool." Heh."

"@_@ Undead Bunnies!? *flees*

*stops, looks back* SLOW undead bunnies...

*runs to barn* Hang on, Sammy! I'm hitching the plow to the tractor!

btw, This TOTALLY explains Anya's phobia. (BtVS)"

"I love the idea of zombie bunnies and I love Dean's “Die you fluffy bastards!”"

"Mutant Zombie bunnies, brilliant!
That reminds me of a very old B-movie that's so bad, it's epic, called Night of the Lepus. Check it out - I dare you :D"