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Title: Anyone Have Any Singles?
Author: Kat
Rating: OT
Genre: AU; Humor
Fandom: Inuyasha
Characters: Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, Kagome, Miroku, Sango; Not named: Jakotsu, Bankotsu
Word Count: 532
Summary: It takes more then tequila to get Kouga's clothes off.
Warnings: None
A/N: It is the InuKougaSess Modern World of Foodsex AU but, sadly, there is no food sex.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the related characters.
In a bar on a Friday night, five individuals sat in a booth watching Kouga dance.
Sesshoumaru was scowling. He had agreed to take Kouga out dancing and never intended on actually dancing with the wolf demon, knowing full well that meant Kouga would be dancing with other men. But Kouga had been dancing with the same two men for the last six songs and showed no sign of stopping anytime soon. Sesshoumaru was not happy about it. Inuyasha was sitting next to Sesshoumaru and was absolutely giddy. Mostly because of Sesshoumaru’s current discontentment but also because he had already consumed more vodka then he should have been allowed. Next to him was Kagome who was failing miserably at pretending not to be furious. When Inuyasha had asked if she wanted to go out Friday night, this is not what she had in mind. Sango and Miroku took up the end of the booth. Sango was upset that she had to practically sit in Miroku’s lap and Miroku was unhappy that Sango was not actually sitting in his lap, but he didn’t let it show.
Out on the dance floor, Kouga was enjoying himself. He was more than a little drunk and was being a bit friendlier than usual but he like his new friends, not that he could recall their names. One was a tall seductive cross-dresser and the other was a shorter man with a long braid who seemed to be watching intently where the other two put their hands.
Inuyasha was moving along with the beat, thoroughly enjoying how the scene on the dance floor was affecting Sesshoumaru, when he was struck by, in his opinion, a stroke of genius.
Inuyasha shoved his face too close into Kagome’s, wearing a grin that looked like he slept with a hanger in his mouth.
“Hey Kaaagooomee! Do you have any quarters?”
Kagome handed him all the change she had to get him to back off a little.
Everyone grabbed their drinks as the inebriated hanyou bolted over the table instead of asking someone to move so he could slide out. They watched curiously as he disappeared into the crowd. He returned a few moments later. Kagome screamed and Sesshoumaru growled as Inuyasha groped both of them as he pulled himself back into his seat from under the table. Once he was settled back in, Inuyasha didn’t say a word and continued his little sitting dance.
At the song change, both Kagome’s and Sango’s eyes widened at recognizing the tune.
“Is that?”
“Uh-huh.”
Inuyasha beamed with pride.
It was the song that made Kouga take his clothes off when he was drunk. It worked every time.
A few moments later, Kouga’s hands went to the hem of his shirt and slowly peeled it upwards as he swayed to the beat. And then it was gone. Kouga then took his hair down and his hips moved just a bit more. When Kouga’s hands started to work his belt-buckle, Sesshoumaru bolted from the booth, with a speed only he would possess, grabbed the wolf demon and carried him away. Miroku ushered the girls out, leaving Inuyasha to negotiate Kouga’s shirt away from the cross-dresser.
Author: Kat
Rating: OT
Genre: AU; Humor
Fandom: Inuyasha
Characters: Sesshoumaru, Inuyasha, Kouga, Kagome, Miroku, Sango; Not named: Jakotsu, Bankotsu
Word Count: 532
Summary: It takes more then tequila to get Kouga's clothes off.
Warnings: None
A/N: It is the InuKougaSess Modern World of Foodsex AU but, sadly, there is no food sex.
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the related characters.
In a bar on a Friday night, five individuals sat in a booth watching Kouga dance.
Sesshoumaru was scowling. He had agreed to take Kouga out dancing and never intended on actually dancing with the wolf demon, knowing full well that meant Kouga would be dancing with other men. But Kouga had been dancing with the same two men for the last six songs and showed no sign of stopping anytime soon. Sesshoumaru was not happy about it. Inuyasha was sitting next to Sesshoumaru and was absolutely giddy. Mostly because of Sesshoumaru’s current discontentment but also because he had already consumed more vodka then he should have been allowed. Next to him was Kagome who was failing miserably at pretending not to be furious. When Inuyasha had asked if she wanted to go out Friday night, this is not what she had in mind. Sango and Miroku took up the end of the booth. Sango was upset that she had to practically sit in Miroku’s lap and Miroku was unhappy that Sango was not actually sitting in his lap, but he didn’t let it show.
Out on the dance floor, Kouga was enjoying himself. He was more than a little drunk and was being a bit friendlier than usual but he like his new friends, not that he could recall their names. One was a tall seductive cross-dresser and the other was a shorter man with a long braid who seemed to be watching intently where the other two put their hands.
Inuyasha was moving along with the beat, thoroughly enjoying how the scene on the dance floor was affecting Sesshoumaru, when he was struck by, in his opinion, a stroke of genius.
Inuyasha shoved his face too close into Kagome’s, wearing a grin that looked like he slept with a hanger in his mouth.
“Hey Kaaagooomee! Do you have any quarters?”
Kagome handed him all the change she had to get him to back off a little.
Everyone grabbed their drinks as the inebriated hanyou bolted over the table instead of asking someone to move so he could slide out. They watched curiously as he disappeared into the crowd. He returned a few moments later. Kagome screamed and Sesshoumaru growled as Inuyasha groped both of them as he pulled himself back into his seat from under the table. Once he was settled back in, Inuyasha didn’t say a word and continued his little sitting dance.
At the song change, both Kagome’s and Sango’s eyes widened at recognizing the tune.
“Is that?”
“Uh-huh.”
Inuyasha beamed with pride.
It was the song that made Kouga take his clothes off when he was drunk. It worked every time.
A few moments later, Kouga’s hands went to the hem of his shirt and slowly peeled it upwards as he swayed to the beat. And then it was gone. Kouga then took his hair down and his hips moved just a bit more. When Kouga’s hands started to work his belt-buckle, Sesshoumaru bolted from the booth, with a speed only he would possess, grabbed the wolf demon and carried him away. Miroku ushered the girls out, leaving Inuyasha to negotiate Kouga’s shirt away from the cross-dresser.
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Date: 2010-01-09 03:12 pm (UTC)From:This is brilliant!!
(Loved how you stuck my boys ion their too! ;p)
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Date: 2010-01-09 07:14 pm (UTC)From:Thank you!
(Thanks. They are so fun. Although I think Inuyasha may require rescuing now. XD)
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Date: 2010-01-09 07:25 pm (UTC)From:You're welcome!
(You're welcoem! They're great fun to read! *laughs* You may be right! XD)
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Date: 2010-01-09 07:34 pm (UTC)From:(*laughs* Then again he might not want to be rescued!)
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Date: 2010-01-09 08:14 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2010-01-09 10:29 pm (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2010-01-10 03:55 am (UTC)From:Kat here.
Date: 2010-01-10 04:02 am (UTC)From:(I guess that means I don't need to track you down to respond to this comment "Yeah, so I can't access any of your links. It says I'm FORBIDDEN. ooo... I thought about searching you journal for them, but then I realized I have no. freaking. idea who this gummiwolf person is." and let you know that
Re: Kat here.
Date: 2010-01-10 04:09 am (UTC)From:Re: Kat here.
Date: 2010-01-10 04:18 am (UTC)From:If you wish. Friending me back is up to you. It is really more of a question of do you want every time I upload a fic to show up on your f-list or not.
But have fun looking through the fics (especially the new ones). It is mostly fics I wrote for iyhed at the moment but there are others and I just updated all the tags.
Re: Kat here.
Date: 2010-01-10 04:20 am (UTC)From:Re: Kat here.
Date: 2010-01-10 04:21 am (UTC)From:no subject
Date: 2010-01-10 03:13 pm (UTC)From:My only suggestion (if you want one) is to name the song. It feels to me as a reader like you aren't sure what song it is, like it's just a handy plot device. Which, of course, it is, but even making up a name would lure me away from wondering if there really is such a song. Hope that makes sense and is helpful.
More more more!
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Date: 2010-01-11 03:45 am (UTC)From:Thank you for your suggestion. I actually spent a lot of time debating whether or not to include it, (it's "Fast as You" by Dwight Yoakam), and even after I had posted it was wondering whether I had made the right move. It's good to get another person's opinion and I shall keep it in mind for the future.
*smirks* How can I say no when you ask so nicely?
Also, if you are interested, there will be a post saying where I am at with all my fics on