Table E: Weird AO3 Tags
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| 1 | invisible oatmeal |
11 | it’s blowjob o’clock |
21 | peripheral lesbians |
31 | lol the word count is 666 |
41 | I have a multitude of feelings about this fic and most of them are horror |
| 2 | ambush by carbonated beverages |
12 | DO NOT FUCK THE ROCK |
22 | all parents are headcanons |
32 | Period-Typical Space Marijuana |
42 | Rated "immature" for snark |
| 3 | Plot Relevant Cheese Plates |
13 | aww fumbling cute porn aw |
23 | Oh That’s Not A Tag? AO3 Is Kinkshaming Me |
33 | gently sprinkled with crack |
43 | Accidental Plot • Goddammit |
| 4 | Bad Cheesecake Timing |
14 | they fuck • Oh god do they fuck |
24 | contains at least one (1) hug |
34 | Cat religion |
44 | because I am predictable |
| 5 | Allegorical Breakfast Cereal Smut |
15 | now with more dissociation and dick |
25 | a bit gross |
35 | frog angst |
45 | #Wtfisthis #godhelpus |
| 6 | Weaponized Kimchi |
16 | Unprotected Hand Holding |
26 | The Author Regrets Nothing • The Author is also drunk |
36 | okay this takes some explaining I admit |
46 | CAPS LOCK |
| 7 | this fic has nothing to do with piña coladas or making love at midnight |
17 | Consentacles |
27 | dark apartment au |
37 | Mooing |
47 | the nonsense has escalated |
| 8 | drink a gallon of apple juice and become GOD |
18 | orgasms and life lessons for everybody! |
28 | checkov’s pregnant cat |
38 | Your Mom – Character |
48 | Holy unreliable narrator Batman |
| 9 | Oranges Attacking People |
19 | magic lube hell yeah lazy author hell yeah |
29 | Nothing Really Happens Here |
39 | cow!AU |
49 | the greatest romance in this story is between me and semicolons |
| 10 | putting the avocado back together |
20 | Coat Orgasms |
30 | 0/10 would not hire as babysitter |
40 | Interspecies Awkwardness |
50 | no proper punctuation we die writing run on sentences like men |
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| 51 | Overly Aggressive Knitting |
61 | Endangered shorebird awareness |
71 | follows the show closely except for the mpreg and gayness |
81 | when burritos attack |
91 | insubordinate televisions |
| 52 | Happy Ending • Electrocution |
62 | my cats all say hello |
72 | an inexplicable amount of gay |
82 | so much emo • sorry no zombies |
92 | Pornographic descriptions of Science |
| 53 | Didn’t mean to be evil |
63 | Involves a Giant Lizard and Zero Communication |
73 | Looking Canon Dead In The Eye Before You Murder It |
83 | none of this is even remotely safe |
93 | Graphic Depictions of Feelings |
| 54 | don’t worry THERE WILL BE VIOLENCE |
64 | all cats are beautiful |
74 | PLOT TWIST: THEY’RE BOTH MORONS |
84 | Domestic Murder Buddies |
94 | unorthodox uses of bicycle wheels and toaster |
| 55 | Raising the dead is not a healthy coping mechanism |
65 | the goldfish deserved better |
75 | less of a fix-it than a fuck-it-up-more |
85 | Creepy Fluff |
95 | overdetailed descriptions of bathrooms |
| 56 | major spine removal |
66 | There aren’t any zebras on Mars |
76 | many minor characters were harmed in the making of this fic |
86 | Guilt • Guns • Murder • Cupcakes |
96 | science saves the day |
| 57 | Everything’s consensual and enthusiastic except for the murder |
67 | there are so many geese in michigan |
77 | i already wrote a canon compliant fic and it crushed my soul so here is my therapeutic word vomit |
87 | dolphins with lasers |
97 | author doesn’t know how to science |
| 58 | people die when they are killed |
68 | Sad pandas |
78 | Everything That Can Go Wrong Will Go Wrong |
88 | rage baking |
98 | graphic depictions of summer |
| 59 | NO head explosions! |
69 | unicorns have more fun |
79 | spoilers for the Bible…I guess? |
89 | You Fucked Up |
99 | violent depictions of eating fish |
| 60 | holding his dick hostage is no joke |
70 | will involve some errant swans |
80 | if you like hurting your favorite characters and you know it clap your hands |
90 | Deadly Shopping |
100 | gravity is complicated and confusing |
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