Title: Dude Looks Like a Lady
Author: Kat
Rating: Adult-ish
Characters: Kouga/Inuyasha
Genre: Canon-esque (a first for me I think)
Word count: 659
Summery: Kouga is desperate.
Warnings: none (cross-dressing)
A/N: I am feeling a bit rusty. So as a birthday present to myself, I pushed myself to write for this prompt in hopes of getting back into the writing grove. And I still suck at titles.
This was a challenge fic for
iyhedonism, Week 58 "Quotation," with a 200-2000 word count. I did not place but there was no contest to place in that week because only two of us wrote for the prompt. It was the first ever quotation prompt and it used a gem from the Marquis de Sade: "Woman's destiny is to be wanton, like the bitch, the She-wolf; she must belong to all who claim her." Because of our "bravery" the two of us who wrote got Trailblazer awards in the form of custom banners by the luscious
salomesensei:

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the other characters. All copyrights Rumiko Takahashi, VIZ, etc. I make no money whatsoever from this fanfic! And the title belongs to Aerosmith.
Breathe in.
Breathe out.
This was Kouga’s mantra as he tried desperately to steady his hand as he applied his eyeliner. This was his last chance. He couldn’t screw it up now.
Kouga had done everything he could think of to seduce the hanyou. Kouga’s little surprise visits fired Inuyasha up but never lead to anything. He tried making Inuyasha jealous but that never went quite the way Kouga wanted either. “Mutt-face” and “Puppy” were never taken as the terms of endearment they were intended as. Fighting with Inuyasha never got him any closer to getting into that fire-rat robe then anything else did. Even his gifts of dead animals were taken the wrong way. Nothing worked and frankly Kouga was out of ideas.
Until one day Kouga came up with what was in his opinion the most brilliant idea in the history of ideas. Kouga was going to act like a human girl. Surely that would give him some kind of an in and it would be simple, right?
After Kouga’s attempts at giggling and looking coy scared Ginta so bad it took three hours to coax him down from a tree, Kouga decided he needed to do further investigation.
Kouga’s first few days of watching the village were fruitless. He was ready to give up, until he caught part of a glance that was aimed at someone else. It was heated and calling. It sent a tingle down Kouga’s spine. The boy it was directed at tripped over his own feet and slammed into the person in front of him. The girl smiled and turned back to her friends as if nothing had happened. This was the girl Kouga decided to watch.
Wherever the girl went Kouga was in a dark shadow not far behind. He watched her in public as she gave careful touches, where she moved just so, strategically exposing skin, and whispered things in the boy’s ear that made him turn red and stutter. Kouga watched her in private where she was vocal and writhed. She was demanding and enticing. She was a fire that consumed all that was in reach.
Kouga carefully repeated and practiced all that he had observed, in private, until he was satisfied he had perfected each move.
His brilliant plan was coming together perfectly until a little seed of doubt planted itself in Kouga’s brain. Could he really do this? He had perfected the moves, “borrowed” the needed supplies, and tracked down Inuyasha’s location. And Kouga had completely over-thought the situation, something he had never done before. He had been planning on springing his plan on the fuzzy eared hanyou the next day, but now he was wondering if he was just going to look ridiculous.
Tired of pacing, Kouga flopped down on the ground to think. His thoughts eventually stumbled upon Inuyasha and how Kouga would like things to go the next day. He would give Inuyasha his best heated gaze and slowly approach the stunned half-demon. Then he would slowly dance his fingers up an arm while purring breathy words into a fuzzy pointed ear. Kouga would then nuzzle a cheek as he stepped back to give Inuyasha a better look as he carefully exposed a collarbone and arched his neck just so, silently begging for it to be sucked. Kouga could see them both on the ground. Inuyasha above him while Kouga arched and moaned, demanding more. Hands sliding over and griping heated flesh. Mouths worrying flesh into angry red marks. Thrusting hips. Inuyasha’s hard throbbing flesh thrusting in and out of Kouga’s body. His own aching flesh being grasped by a callused hand. Tension building. A strangled cry.
Kouga sat panting while he lazily wiped his hand on the grass. He had decided, yes he could do this.
And now he was. Kouga checked in his “borrowed” mirror to make sure everything was in place, smirked in satisfaction, and ran off to find his hanyou.
Comments Received at
iyhedonism
“Nice! What a unique take on this prompt. I love the thought of Kouga perfecting everything before going to Inuyasha. He was very careful about watching a girl so he knew how to act like one. Very creative. I enjoyed this immensely.
P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“*chuckles* You go get him, Kouga! What a delightful lil romp!
And happy bday too! ;D”
“I think you're back in the groove! And if not, I'd love to see what "in the groove" is for you! :D Happy Birthday!”
“So unexpected and delightful! What a creative way to disarm the Marquis! I love where you choose to end it too. Great cliffie.”
“XD LOL!
Oh Kouga, if only us writers would give you more luvin', then you wouldn't be forced to undertake such measures. Love it!
Also, happy belated birthday!”
The results/award in Sensei's own words:
Week 58 Results:
Our experimental quotation prompt has ended, and your Moderators so appreciate our deliciously brave writers,
kattrip and
enemytosleep, for their superlative efforts in venturing forth into the unknown of forging a bond between the world of the Marquis deSade and that of Inuyasha.
Both stories are superbly written. Remarkably, both found their inspiration in the love triangle of Kouga-Kagome-Inuyasha -- with glorious yet highly divergent results!
First,
enemytosleep's "Call of the Wild" brought us the complexities of marriage at a young age for Kagome, as she loves her Inuyasha but cannot resist the wolf's embrace even though it brings guilt.
Then,
kattrip's "Dude Look Like a Lady" brought us the hungry humor of a wolf so in need he will resort to crossdressing for a taste of dog.
For their valiant pioneering of our first quotation prompt, we offer our lovely ladies each a Trailblazer Award Banner with our appreciation and gratitude.
Author: Kat
Rating: Adult-ish
Characters: Kouga/Inuyasha
Genre: Canon-esque (a first for me I think)
Word count: 659
Summery: Kouga is desperate.
Warnings: none (cross-dressing)
A/N: I am feeling a bit rusty. So as a birthday present to myself, I pushed myself to write for this prompt in hopes of getting back into the writing grove. And I still suck at titles.
This was a challenge fic for

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the other characters. All copyrights Rumiko Takahashi, VIZ, etc. I make no money whatsoever from this fanfic! And the title belongs to Aerosmith.
Breathe in.
Breathe out.
This was Kouga’s mantra as he tried desperately to steady his hand as he applied his eyeliner. This was his last chance. He couldn’t screw it up now.
Kouga had done everything he could think of to seduce the hanyou. Kouga’s little surprise visits fired Inuyasha up but never lead to anything. He tried making Inuyasha jealous but that never went quite the way Kouga wanted either. “Mutt-face” and “Puppy” were never taken as the terms of endearment they were intended as. Fighting with Inuyasha never got him any closer to getting into that fire-rat robe then anything else did. Even his gifts of dead animals were taken the wrong way. Nothing worked and frankly Kouga was out of ideas.
Until one day Kouga came up with what was in his opinion the most brilliant idea in the history of ideas. Kouga was going to act like a human girl. Surely that would give him some kind of an in and it would be simple, right?
After Kouga’s attempts at giggling and looking coy scared Ginta so bad it took three hours to coax him down from a tree, Kouga decided he needed to do further investigation.
Kouga’s first few days of watching the village were fruitless. He was ready to give up, until he caught part of a glance that was aimed at someone else. It was heated and calling. It sent a tingle down Kouga’s spine. The boy it was directed at tripped over his own feet and slammed into the person in front of him. The girl smiled and turned back to her friends as if nothing had happened. This was the girl Kouga decided to watch.
Wherever the girl went Kouga was in a dark shadow not far behind. He watched her in public as she gave careful touches, where she moved just so, strategically exposing skin, and whispered things in the boy’s ear that made him turn red and stutter. Kouga watched her in private where she was vocal and writhed. She was demanding and enticing. She was a fire that consumed all that was in reach.
Kouga carefully repeated and practiced all that he had observed, in private, until he was satisfied he had perfected each move.
His brilliant plan was coming together perfectly until a little seed of doubt planted itself in Kouga’s brain. Could he really do this? He had perfected the moves, “borrowed” the needed supplies, and tracked down Inuyasha’s location. And Kouga had completely over-thought the situation, something he had never done before. He had been planning on springing his plan on the fuzzy eared hanyou the next day, but now he was wondering if he was just going to look ridiculous.
Tired of pacing, Kouga flopped down on the ground to think. His thoughts eventually stumbled upon Inuyasha and how Kouga would like things to go the next day. He would give Inuyasha his best heated gaze and slowly approach the stunned half-demon. Then he would slowly dance his fingers up an arm while purring breathy words into a fuzzy pointed ear. Kouga would then nuzzle a cheek as he stepped back to give Inuyasha a better look as he carefully exposed a collarbone and arched his neck just so, silently begging for it to be sucked. Kouga could see them both on the ground. Inuyasha above him while Kouga arched and moaned, demanding more. Hands sliding over and griping heated flesh. Mouths worrying flesh into angry red marks. Thrusting hips. Inuyasha’s hard throbbing flesh thrusting in and out of Kouga’s body. His own aching flesh being grasped by a callused hand. Tension building. A strangled cry.
Kouga sat panting while he lazily wiped his hand on the grass. He had decided, yes he could do this.
And now he was. Kouga checked in his “borrowed” mirror to make sure everything was in place, smirked in satisfaction, and ran off to find his hanyou.
Comments Received at
“Nice! What a unique take on this prompt. I love the thought of Kouga perfecting everything before going to Inuyasha. He was very careful about watching a girl so he knew how to act like one. Very creative. I enjoyed this immensely.
P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“*chuckles* You go get him, Kouga! What a delightful lil romp!
And happy bday too! ;D”
“I think you're back in the groove! And if not, I'd love to see what "in the groove" is for you! :D Happy Birthday!”
“So unexpected and delightful! What a creative way to disarm the Marquis! I love where you choose to end it too. Great cliffie.”
“XD LOL!
Oh Kouga, if only us writers would give you more luvin', then you wouldn't be forced to undertake such measures. Love it!
Also, happy belated birthday!”
The results/award in Sensei's own words:
Week 58 Results:
Our experimental quotation prompt has ended, and your Moderators so appreciate our deliciously brave writers,
Both stories are superbly written. Remarkably, both found their inspiration in the love triangle of Kouga-Kagome-Inuyasha -- with glorious yet highly divergent results!
First,
Then,
For their valiant pioneering of our first quotation prompt, we offer our lovely ladies each a Trailblazer Award Banner with our appreciation and gratitude.