Title: Goodnight
Author: Kat
Rating: PG 13
Genre: Canonesque, darkfic, kinda
Word Count: 626
Summary: Shippou has a plan.
A/N: I had to kill off a bunch of people to get to my intended target. It was either this or rabid ninja raccoons.
This was a challenge fic for
inu_kaidan, Kill Off Challenge, with an Open word limit. Those who completed the challenge by Oct 28th got a snazzy custom banner:

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the other characters. All copyrights Rumiko Takahashi, VIZ, ect. I make no money what so ever from this fanfic!
It was only a matter of time before one of them snapped. No one thought it would be Shippou. Shippou had been planning for months, waiting for the right time to spring into action. Inuyasha had to be the first to go. Shippou couldn’t get to the others if the half-demon was still around. But it was so difficult to get him alone away from camp. One night the perfect opportunity presented itself.
The girls were off bathing by themselves and Miroku was off peeping, leaving Shippou and Inuyasha alone at camp. Shippou taunted the half-breed the entire time by ooing and awing over something he stole from Kagome’s backpack but would not let Inuyasha see it or tell him what it was. Once Inuyasha was seething mad, Shippou took off into the woods with the hanyou in pursuit. Inuyasha eventually caught the kitsue and Shippou reluctantly handed over his prize. Unfortunately, for Inuyasha, it was one of Shippou’s growing statues and his hand was pinned to the ground. Inuyasha spent so much time thrashing around and yelling for Shippou to release him he never saw the hammer that smashed in his skull. By the time everyone returned to camp, Shippou was there by himself waiting, acting scared and complaining that that big meanie Inuyasha had left him there all by himself. Kagome instantly started comforting him.
Miroku had been easier but required more preparation. He was keeping watch while the girls slept, waiting for Inuyasha to return. Shippou made an excuse to leave camp and came back in the guise of a pretty girl in need of Miroku’s help. Once Shippou was sure Miroku was following, he began to run. Miroku was so intent on catching up to the girl he didn’t notice the pitfall. Although, he probably did notice the spikes before they impaled him.
The next morning the girls woke up alone. They were understandably worried about their own safety since Inuyasha had not returned and Miroku and Shippou were now missing. After much discussion, it was decided that Sango would search the immediate area and that Kagome and Kirara would stay at camp incase the boys came back. Little did they know that Shippou was watching from a tree, delighting in how his plan was coming together perfectly.
While Sango was searching the woods, she saw Kohaku and began to chase after him. Shippou knew it was a bit cruel using the guise of the slayer’s brother against her like that but it was the only weakness he could use against her. It was the only way he could keep her distracted enough not to notice the swinging spiked log before it smashed her into a tree.
But that wasn’t enough. Sango had cheated death before. Shippou couldn’t take a chance and just leave her for dead. Shippou quickly began dismembering the body. All he had to do was finish and hide the body and his plan would be complete.
“Shippou, what are you doing?”
But Kagome never could stay put.
“Kagome! I found Sango like this! I’m so scared!”
Kagome just couldn’t believe her little Shippou could be responsible for the bloody demise of her friend, so she picked him up and held him close. And he whispered “I’m sorry” before stabbing her in the neck with a sharpened lollipop stick.
“I didn’t want to do that Kagome. I did this all for us, so it could just be you and me, forever. But you just had to get involved!”
Suddenly Shippou was thrown up in the air. Kirara caught him on his way down. She continued to roughly play with him for awhile before she finally ate him.
The end.
“Please tell another one. Please!”
“Sleep Rin.”
“Yes, Lord Sesshoumaru.”
Comments I received at
inu_kaidan:
"This was fantastic! I never saw it coming! Never! I love being blind-sided by a fic and the cartoonish menace in this fits a bedtime story as told by a cruel, pitiless creature... one with a tiny, TEENSIE-WEENSIE Rin-shaped soft spot. Makes me think of the Addams family :) Great!"
"O_o
Whoa. Srsly?
Like, SERIOUSLY?!? DAYUM! LMAO, this was VERY unexpected! *snort* Leave it to Sesshomaru to tell Rin a scary story about everyone in his hated half-brother's band of friends being killed off in a hilariously gory way."
"LOL LOL LOL!!
Totally unexpected crackiness (although I had my suspicions when reading Inuyasha's death).
I love this :)"
"OMG I love this more than I can tell you.
Seriously words just escape me.
So so so good."
"*laughing & coughing my brains out* That was GREAT!! I never saw the end coming!!! Brilliant, Kat!!! *applauds*"
Author: Kat
Rating: PG 13
Genre: Canonesque, darkfic, kinda
Word Count: 626
Summary: Shippou has a plan.
A/N: I had to kill off a bunch of people to get to my intended target. It was either this or rabid ninja raccoons.
This was a challenge fic for
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Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha or any of the other characters. All copyrights Rumiko Takahashi, VIZ, ect. I make no money what so ever from this fanfic!
It was only a matter of time before one of them snapped. No one thought it would be Shippou. Shippou had been planning for months, waiting for the right time to spring into action. Inuyasha had to be the first to go. Shippou couldn’t get to the others if the half-demon was still around. But it was so difficult to get him alone away from camp. One night the perfect opportunity presented itself.
The girls were off bathing by themselves and Miroku was off peeping, leaving Shippou and Inuyasha alone at camp. Shippou taunted the half-breed the entire time by ooing and awing over something he stole from Kagome’s backpack but would not let Inuyasha see it or tell him what it was. Once Inuyasha was seething mad, Shippou took off into the woods with the hanyou in pursuit. Inuyasha eventually caught the kitsue and Shippou reluctantly handed over his prize. Unfortunately, for Inuyasha, it was one of Shippou’s growing statues and his hand was pinned to the ground. Inuyasha spent so much time thrashing around and yelling for Shippou to release him he never saw the hammer that smashed in his skull. By the time everyone returned to camp, Shippou was there by himself waiting, acting scared and complaining that that big meanie Inuyasha had left him there all by himself. Kagome instantly started comforting him.
Miroku had been easier but required more preparation. He was keeping watch while the girls slept, waiting for Inuyasha to return. Shippou made an excuse to leave camp and came back in the guise of a pretty girl in need of Miroku’s help. Once Shippou was sure Miroku was following, he began to run. Miroku was so intent on catching up to the girl he didn’t notice the pitfall. Although, he probably did notice the spikes before they impaled him.
The next morning the girls woke up alone. They were understandably worried about their own safety since Inuyasha had not returned and Miroku and Shippou were now missing. After much discussion, it was decided that Sango would search the immediate area and that Kagome and Kirara would stay at camp incase the boys came back. Little did they know that Shippou was watching from a tree, delighting in how his plan was coming together perfectly.
While Sango was searching the woods, she saw Kohaku and began to chase after him. Shippou knew it was a bit cruel using the guise of the slayer’s brother against her like that but it was the only weakness he could use against her. It was the only way he could keep her distracted enough not to notice the swinging spiked log before it smashed her into a tree.
But that wasn’t enough. Sango had cheated death before. Shippou couldn’t take a chance and just leave her for dead. Shippou quickly began dismembering the body. All he had to do was finish and hide the body and his plan would be complete.
“Shippou, what are you doing?”
But Kagome never could stay put.
“Kagome! I found Sango like this! I’m so scared!”
Kagome just couldn’t believe her little Shippou could be responsible for the bloody demise of her friend, so she picked him up and held him close. And he whispered “I’m sorry” before stabbing her in the neck with a sharpened lollipop stick.
“I didn’t want to do that Kagome. I did this all for us, so it could just be you and me, forever. But you just had to get involved!”
Suddenly Shippou was thrown up in the air. Kirara caught him on his way down. She continued to roughly play with him for awhile before she finally ate him.
The end.
“Please tell another one. Please!”
“Sleep Rin.”
“Yes, Lord Sesshoumaru.”
Comments I received at
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
"This was fantastic! I never saw it coming! Never! I love being blind-sided by a fic and the cartoonish menace in this fits a bedtime story as told by a cruel, pitiless creature... one with a tiny, TEENSIE-WEENSIE Rin-shaped soft spot. Makes me think of the Addams family :) Great!"
"O_o
Whoa. Srsly?
Like, SERIOUSLY?!? DAYUM! LMAO, this was VERY unexpected! *snort* Leave it to Sesshomaru to tell Rin a scary story about everyone in his hated half-brother's band of friends being killed off in a hilariously gory way."
"LOL LOL LOL!!
Totally unexpected crackiness (although I had my suspicions when reading Inuyasha's death).
I love this :)"
"OMG I love this more than I can tell you.
Seriously words just escape me.
So so so good."
"*laughing & coughing my brains out* That was GREAT!! I never saw the end coming!!! Brilliant, Kat!!! *applauds*"