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Manual Errors
Title: Manual Errors
Fandom: Ghost in the Shell
Author: Kat
Rating: Adult
Chars/Pairs: Batou/Togusa
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Word Count: 419
Summary: Batou tries some self-installation without poor results.
A/N: Thanks for looking this over, Jen.
A/N: This was a challenge fic for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hentai_contest, Prompt 96 “You Broke my Dick,” with a 666 word limit. I got a snazzy participation banner made by the ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kiramaru7:
And I won third place, which got me this banner made bykiramaru7:
Disclaimer: I do not own Ghost in the Shell. I do not make any money from this fanfic whatsoever.
“But the directions say to turn the attachment apparatus counterclockwise.” Togusa called through the bathroom door, after consulting the badly translated direction packet.
“I did turn it counterclockwise!” Batou was on the other side of the door. He refused to let Togusa actually look at him after calling him over to help him figure out the problem he was having installing his new attachment.
“Clockwise for you looking down at your cock or for someone in front of you looking at your cock?” Togusa was ninety-nine percent sure the problem was that Batou saw the very large instruction packet and threw it aside in favor of winging it.
“Does it matter?”
“Obviously! I think this would go a lot better if you just let me in there to look at it.”
“No!” There was no way in hell he was going to let Togusa in. This was embarrassing enough already. He knew he was going to have hear about the stupidity of trying a self-installation kit for months as it was.
Togusa scoffed. “Come on, Big Guy. I already know what you did and more or less how you got it on there sideways. It will be a lot easier if I help.” He pressed his forehead against the door.
“I don’t care what you think you know. You aren't going to see it like this.” Batou was getting more irritated by the second.
“You know, for a cyborg, you can be such a baby.” Togusa backed away from the door and lightly tapped it with his fist.
“I did this for you, you know!” Batou shouted.
“I liked it the way it was!” Togusa couldn't believe Batou was going to try to blame him for this.
“Well, excuse me for trying to spice things up a little!”
“If you manage to actually break your cock getting that thing off of there; I’m going to be pissed.” Togusa warned, honestly.
“You think I’m dumb enough to actually break my cock?” Batou was both a little touched that Togusa really did care about the condition of his anatomy and pissed that he thought he was that stupid.
“You managed to get a temporary pleasure attachment on sideways and have parts leftover.”
The bathroom door opened a crack. “One joke and you’re out on your ass.” Batou’s big white eye glared out at the human with the instruction manual.
“I would never.” A small smirk crept up on Togusa’s face.
Batou was seriously questioning why he put up with this shit.
Comments I received athentai_contest:
"XD Poor Batou. XD
I really hope it's not broken. :D"
"BWAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry - I never said I wouldn't laugh at him... that was hilarious! Great stuff! XD"
"This came out great Kat."
Fandom: Ghost in the Shell
Author: Kat
Rating: Adult
Chars/Pairs: Batou/Togusa
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Word Count: 419
Summary: Batou tries some self-installation without poor results.
A/N: Thanks for looking this over, Jen.
A/N: This was a challenge fic for
hentai_contest, Prompt 96 “You Broke my Dick,” with a 666 word limit. I got a snazzy participation banner made by the kiramaru7:And I won third place, which got me this banner made by
kiramaru7:Disclaimer: I do not own Ghost in the Shell. I do not make any money from this fanfic whatsoever.
“But the directions say to turn the attachment apparatus counterclockwise.” Togusa called through the bathroom door, after consulting the badly translated direction packet.
“I did turn it counterclockwise!” Batou was on the other side of the door. He refused to let Togusa actually look at him after calling him over to help him figure out the problem he was having installing his new attachment.
“Clockwise for you looking down at your cock or for someone in front of you looking at your cock?” Togusa was ninety-nine percent sure the problem was that Batou saw the very large instruction packet and threw it aside in favor of winging it.
“Does it matter?”
“Obviously! I think this would go a lot better if you just let me in there to look at it.”
“No!” There was no way in hell he was going to let Togusa in. This was embarrassing enough already. He knew he was going to have hear about the stupidity of trying a self-installation kit for months as it was.
Togusa scoffed. “Come on, Big Guy. I already know what you did and more or less how you got it on there sideways. It will be a lot easier if I help.” He pressed his forehead against the door.
“I don’t care what you think you know. You aren't going to see it like this.” Batou was getting more irritated by the second.
“You know, for a cyborg, you can be such a baby.” Togusa backed away from the door and lightly tapped it with his fist.
“I did this for you, you know!” Batou shouted.
“I liked it the way it was!” Togusa couldn't believe Batou was going to try to blame him for this.
“Well, excuse me for trying to spice things up a little!”
“If you manage to actually break your cock getting that thing off of there; I’m going to be pissed.” Togusa warned, honestly.
“You think I’m dumb enough to actually break my cock?” Batou was both a little touched that Togusa really did care about the condition of his anatomy and pissed that he thought he was that stupid.
“You managed to get a temporary pleasure attachment on sideways and have parts leftover.”
The bathroom door opened a crack. “One joke and you’re out on your ass.” Batou’s big white eye glared out at the human with the instruction manual.
“I would never.” A small smirk crept up on Togusa’s face.
Batou was seriously questioning why he put up with this shit.
Comments I received at
hentai_contest:"XD Poor Batou. XD
I really hope it's not broken. :D"
"BWAHAHAHAHA!
Sorry - I never said I wouldn't laugh at him... that was hilarious! Great stuff! XD"
"This came out great Kat."