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James Does Your Fandom; SPN Edition
Title: James Does Your Fandom: SPN Edition
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat and Kira
Rating: OT
Chars/Pairs: James (OC), Castiel
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Word Count: 666
Summary:James just wants his mid-day candy.
A/N: Thanks for pinking, Jen.
A/N: This was a challenge fic for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hentai_contest, Prompt 87 “Boobs,” with a 666 word limit. I got a snazzy participation banner made by the ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kiramaru7:
Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural. I do not make any money from this fanfic whatsoever.
James walked into the “Gas ‘n’ Sip” for a mandatory candy pit-stop. He noticed the place was empty except for the nondescript guy behind the counter. James wandered around the store, grabbing various junk food.
Castiel had turned to go tidy up or something, when he spotted a potential customer and walked over. “Can I help you?”
“Nah, I’m good.” James said.
“Okay, but if you need anything, my name’s Steve,” Castiel called after him.
“Uh, thanks.” James wondered how badly his boyfriend Karl would yell about “hot dog breath” as he contemplated getting one. Just as he was reaching for one, “Steve” approached him again.
“You're welcome. If you’d like some reading material, we have a nice selection of magazines. Our biggest sellers among men are kept behind the counter. Just ask and I can show them to you.” Castiel smiled.
James desperately wanted to face-palm as he wasn’t sure if the guy was dumb or hitting on him badly. Giving him a weak smile, James debated if he actually needed his mid-day candy. He headed towards the checkout counter.
Castiel hurried over to ring him up.
James tried not to make eye-contact.
“Will that be all, sir?”
James was scanning the censored magazines behind the counter out of habit and not paying attention. “Huh?”
Castiel noticed James’ interest. “Would you like to see our adult reading material? They don't have much writing in them, but they’re informative. This one,” he reached down for a copy of Busty Asian Beauties, “is a favorite of my friend, Dean's. I have looked through it myself, and I can guarantee the Asian beauties inside are indeed, busty.” He smiled and handed the magazine to James.
James blinked. “Uh… Does your friend know that you are using him to make porn recommendations?”
“No, but he’s an expert on the subject. He has seen every Casa Erotica ever made and that magazine is the only one he buys.”
James blinked. “I’m just saying normally recommendations for anything are better if they come from the person pushing the product, not their friends. Granted, in this case, it would make you kinda creepy, but more genuine. And seeing every Casa Erotica ever doesn’t make you an expert on anything, except Casa Erotica.”
“Oh… Dean usually comes to see how I'm doing. Perhaps you can ask him, if you don't believe me.”
James rubbed the bridge of his nose. “I'm not saying I don't believe you. I'm just saying your sales pitch needs work. You don't have to try so hard. Boobs sell themselves.”
“They do?” Castiel looked thoughtful.
James nodded. “Guys get weird when it comes to buying porn. You get too pushy, you scare them away. People’ll ask if they want something.”
“Thank you, I wasn't aware of that.” Castiel smiled and took mental notes.
“And as for being an expert…” James proudly brought up pictures of his porn room on his phone to show to Castiel.
“That is….” Castiel struggled to find the words, “That’s quite the collection. Did you buy all that at the Gas ‘n’ Sip?”
“No, I’m just on my way to get someone.”
“Oh.” Castiel frowned. “Do they like porn? Perhaps you could show your friend our selection.” He smiled.
“I don't think there’s any here he’d like.” James blushed.
“No? What kind of porn does he like? Perhaps we can stock it in the future.”
“He, uh, prefers the kind he can hide on his computer and pretend isn't there,” James said.
“Oh... you mean internet porn? You can find boobs of all shapes and sizes there,” Castiel said.
“Yeah… He’s not into boobs.”
Castiel nodded and continued his sales pitch. “I have other magazines. This one features fat women, this one butts, and I even have magazines that cater to women.”
“Remember what I said earlier?” James said as he paid him.
“Right. Thank-you for shopping at the Sip ‘n’ Gas. Please come again,” Castiel said he watched James quickly escape the convenience store.
Comments I received athentai_contest:
"This was a fun collab, Kat! The poor boys... how we tortured them. ;p"
"Don't k ow the fandom but both of the characters seem interesting. It was funny! Great job! Great dialogue, especially James. I like how he doesn't treat the guy like a jerk just because he got on his nerves. "
"I loved this. It was a lot of fun!"
"Poor Castiel, he's just trying so hard! This was hilarious."
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: Kat and Kira
Rating: OT
Chars/Pairs: James (OC), Castiel
Genre: Humor
Warnings: None
Word Count: 666
Summary:James just wants his mid-day candy.
A/N: Thanks for pinking, Jen.
A/N: This was a challenge fic for
hentai_contest, Prompt 87 “Boobs,” with a 666 word limit. I got a snazzy participation banner made by the kiramaru7:Disclaimer: I do not own Supernatural. I do not make any money from this fanfic whatsoever.
James walked into the “Gas ‘n’ Sip” for a mandatory candy pit-stop. He noticed the place was empty except for the nondescript guy behind the counter. James wandered around the store, grabbing various junk food.
Castiel had turned to go tidy up or something, when he spotted a potential customer and walked over. “Can I help you?”
“Nah, I’m good.” James said.
“Okay, but if you need anything, my name’s Steve,” Castiel called after him.
“Uh, thanks.” James wondered how badly his boyfriend Karl would yell about “hot dog breath” as he contemplated getting one. Just as he was reaching for one, “Steve” approached him again.
“You're welcome. If you’d like some reading material, we have a nice selection of magazines. Our biggest sellers among men are kept behind the counter. Just ask and I can show them to you.” Castiel smiled.
James desperately wanted to face-palm as he wasn’t sure if the guy was dumb or hitting on him badly. Giving him a weak smile, James debated if he actually needed his mid-day candy. He headed towards the checkout counter.
Castiel hurried over to ring him up.
James tried not to make eye-contact.
“Will that be all, sir?”
James was scanning the censored magazines behind the counter out of habit and not paying attention. “Huh?”
Castiel noticed James’ interest. “Would you like to see our adult reading material? They don't have much writing in them, but they’re informative. This one,” he reached down for a copy of Busty Asian Beauties, “is a favorite of my friend, Dean's. I have looked through it myself, and I can guarantee the Asian beauties inside are indeed, busty.” He smiled and handed the magazine to James.
James blinked. “Uh… Does your friend know that you are using him to make porn recommendations?”
“No, but he’s an expert on the subject. He has seen every Casa Erotica ever made and that magazine is the only one he buys.”
James blinked. “I’m just saying normally recommendations for anything are better if they come from the person pushing the product, not their friends. Granted, in this case, it would make you kinda creepy, but more genuine. And seeing every Casa Erotica ever doesn’t make you an expert on anything, except Casa Erotica.”
“Oh… Dean usually comes to see how I'm doing. Perhaps you can ask him, if you don't believe me.”
James rubbed the bridge of his nose. “I'm not saying I don't believe you. I'm just saying your sales pitch needs work. You don't have to try so hard. Boobs sell themselves.”
“They do?” Castiel looked thoughtful.
James nodded. “Guys get weird when it comes to buying porn. You get too pushy, you scare them away. People’ll ask if they want something.”
“Thank you, I wasn't aware of that.” Castiel smiled and took mental notes.
“And as for being an expert…” James proudly brought up pictures of his porn room on his phone to show to Castiel.
“That is….” Castiel struggled to find the words, “That’s quite the collection. Did you buy all that at the Gas ‘n’ Sip?”
“No, I’m just on my way to get someone.”
“Oh.” Castiel frowned. “Do they like porn? Perhaps you could show your friend our selection.” He smiled.
“I don't think there’s any here he’d like.” James blushed.
“No? What kind of porn does he like? Perhaps we can stock it in the future.”
“He, uh, prefers the kind he can hide on his computer and pretend isn't there,” James said.
“Oh... you mean internet porn? You can find boobs of all shapes and sizes there,” Castiel said.
“Yeah… He’s not into boobs.”
Castiel nodded and continued his sales pitch. “I have other magazines. This one features fat women, this one butts, and I even have magazines that cater to women.”
“Remember what I said earlier?” James said as he paid him.
“Right. Thank-you for shopping at the Sip ‘n’ Gas. Please come again,” Castiel said he watched James quickly escape the convenience store.
Comments I received at
hentai_contest:"This was a fun collab, Kat! The poor boys... how we tortured them. ;p"
"Don't k ow the fandom but both of the characters seem interesting. It was funny! Great job! Great dialogue, especially James. I like how he doesn't treat the guy like a jerk just because he got on his nerves. "
"I loved this. It was a lot of fun!"
"Poor Castiel, he's just trying so hard! This was hilarious."