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Title: Not Like the Movies
Fandom: Neopets
Author: Kat
Rating: OT
Char/Pairs: Zafara (Dr_Danny_Spacemonkey)/Lupe (Flyboy_Jack)
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Word Count: 109
Summary: Romance is in the eye of the beholder.
A/N: I promised vexed I'd write some fics with her Neopets, so these are for her. Thanks for pinking, Kira! Sparky is Danny's pet Naalala.
This was a challenge fic for hentai_contest’s Winter Break Challenge, Nice List, “Peppermint Stick,” with a 666 word limit.
Disclaimer: I do not own Neopets. I do not make any money from this fanfic whatsoever.
Flyboy Jack had been sure that the soft atmosphere of a candle lit bath would be the sure path to romance. He’d seen it in a movie somewhere.
Danny, however, did not think “romance” was what baths were for.
“Stop that!” Danny squawked indigently, while soaping up an ear.
Jack was never one to be easily deterred and snuck a paw down lower anyway.
“I am not doing that with Sparky watching! We’ll scar him for life!”
Jack blinked incredulously. “He’ll get over it. Besides, he’s not here and I’m sure he’d seen us before.”
“He has?” Danny pondered this. “No wonder he’s been gnawing on the bed posts.”
Comments I received at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
hentai_contest:
"*chuckles* "No wonder he’s been gnawing on the bed posts."
LOVE that line, Kat! XD"
Fandom: Neopets
Author: Kat
Rating: OT
Char/Pairs: Zafara (Dr_Danny_Spacemonkey)/Lupe (Flyboy_Jack)
Genres: Crack
Warnings: None
Word Count: 109
Summary: Romance is in the eye of the beholder.
A/N: I promised vexed I'd write some fics with her Neopets, so these are for her. Thanks for pinking, Kira! Sparky is Danny's pet Naalala.
This was a challenge fic for hentai_contest’s Winter Break Challenge, Nice List, “Peppermint Stick,” with a 666 word limit.
Disclaimer: I do not own Neopets. I do not make any money from this fanfic whatsoever.
Flyboy Jack had been sure that the soft atmosphere of a candle lit bath would be the sure path to romance. He’d seen it in a movie somewhere.
Danny, however, did not think “romance” was what baths were for.
“Stop that!” Danny squawked indigently, while soaping up an ear.
Jack was never one to be easily deterred and snuck a paw down lower anyway.
“I am not doing that with Sparky watching! We’ll scar him for life!”
Jack blinked incredulously. “He’ll get over it. Besides, he’s not here and I’m sure he’d seen us before.”
“He has?” Danny pondered this. “No wonder he’s been gnawing on the bed posts.”
Comments I received at
hentai_contest:"*chuckles* "No wonder he’s been gnawing on the bed posts."
LOVE that line, Kat! XD"
