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Title: One for the Books
Fandom: Inuyasha
Author: Kat
Rating: Teen and Up
Character(s): Miroku, Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, Kagome, Sango
Genre: Humor, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Warnings: None
Words: 176
Written for the prompt(s): May the Fourth (2016)
Beta: [ profile] kiramaru7
Summary: Miroku's annual Star Wars party is a little different this year.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

Miroku's annual Star Wars parties were always awkward. Someone always got drunk and tried to compare Sesshoumaru to an emotionally constipated Yoda. In response, Sessomaru had to painfully point out to Kouga that he had the same ears so he should keep his mouth shut. Miroku always did about forty minutes of bad Han Solo impersonations. Kagome and/or Sango would get insulted over how whoever was brave, a.k.a. drunk enough, to try to bribe one or both of them into the slave Leia costume that just happened to be in Miroku's closet. And Kouga still had never seen all of The Empire Strikes Back because he would inevitably fall asleep sometime around the middle and wake up sometime around the beginning of Return of the Jedi.

This year, however, was a party to be remembered. Somewhere around Miroku's eighth beer, he tripped on something nonexistent and landed face first into Inuyasha's lap. When Inuyasha inevitably squawked about it, Miroku called him a hairless wookie.

For the first time ever, Inuyasha had no response.
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